Dear Fellow Hair Artists,

For the entire month of May I’ve been attempting to grow a mustache. Every year in Syracuse the local punk and hardcore kids challenge each other to grow obscene mustaches throughout the month. There is nothing more comical than seeing some of your favorite friends and bands moshing with their handle bars floating in the air.

This year I decided I was going to make a solid attempt to participate, despite living ten and a half hours away, and I have to say I was quite successful. Though no one really noticed until the last few days I have to say I’m quite proud of my ability to transition from looking like a prepubescent male to the lost henchman from Starsky And Hutch.

Sadly this mustache mayhem ends tonight as I have to drive back to Syracuse for a close friend’s wedding tomorrow after school lets out.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ANYONE UNABLE TO GROW HAIR ON THEIR UPPER LIP

Stay Well Groomed,
Ryan Zlomek

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