As Much I Openly State My Hatred For Children…
…the kids in my digital photography classes are pretty cool. Today was my first day back to teaching after a two week long vacation that consisted of vegan milkshakes, hardcore shows, family time, thrift stores, and an insane amount of traveling. Long story short, I wasn’t exactly thrilled about transitioning from my Chittenango/Syracuse (relaxed and […]
I Think I’m In Love With Kate Spencer…And My DVX100
Guess What!?!?!?!?! The Panasonic DVX-100 is mine! After about two years of pinching pennies I finally saved up enough for the camera that has helped me create some of my favorite material. This baby shoots at 24 digital frames per second which gives the footage a nice filmy look. It, also, just so happens to […]
This Website Needs More Sex Appeal…
…and the only solution if more 1930’s Betty Boop animations. Give this video a watch! Not only does it contain a nice collection of Betty Boop material but it also has animation legend Dave Fleischer HIMSELF!!! I’ll reach his level of greatness someday, but for now I’m going to gawk at Betty riding a pen […]
Can We Communicate Across This Great Divide?
Latest Project Idea! After making a habit of sitting on my couch at least a couple times a week to sketch immature drawings I’ve decided that illustrated literature for children will be my next route. I figure if I change career mentalities every couple weeks while working a steady job I’ll run out of alternatives […]
This Has Been Brought To You By The B Section Of My Music Collection
Betrayed, Better Than A Thousand, Beyond, And Billy Bragg. This piece started off in my fourth period digital photography class as an example of animated movement. The stick figure was intended to kick the ball, nothing more & nothing less. Some five hours and 413 frames later the little man had managed to kidnap my […]
A Bit Ironic For A Sick Day
When I went to the Baltimore Comic Convention a few weeks ago I flew from Portland Maine to Philadelphia Pennsylvania on a plane that experienced more turbulence than any of the flights in Die Hard 2: Die Harder. I clung to my complimentary barf bag and closed my eyes for the entire hour and a […]
Welcome To The Real World
One of my many artistic wet dreams is to become a comic writer and artist. Not necessarily to turn into someone who constantly works within the industry and has a loyal fan base that wants nothing more than to tattoo my drawings to unmentionable places. Rather, I just would love nothing more than to create […]
Mr. Zlomek Reporting For Duty
Hello Fellow “Artists,” This will be a simple two part post: 1) I must apologize to anyone who has been habitually visiting my site in hopes of finding an update. Since I moved to Maine I have been filming at the beach as I planned to put together a small experimental video piece. Unfortunately between […]
It’s Time…
…Time To Understand! So it has been 5 months, 3 days, 5 hours, and 25 minutes since I started this website and finally I think it’s ready to show the world….or at least my five or so friends who will hopefully tell me it looks spiffy. To anyone who doesn’t know me personally my name […]